February 2012
29 posts
Did he just ask for FWB?
He just asked me how young I am
Dear guy who was born on my friend's 6th birthday,...
I don’t want to date you. You’re still in high school. I’m waiting for my 5th year reunion. No thanks.
Then I'm like...
Oh wait. I can’t really date right now. I don’t have a car, I live with my parents, I don’t really have a job that pays enough.
So now I’m all like…
I miss dating. I also really miss having a boyfriend.
Tranquil as a forest but a fire within: It really... →
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that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was…
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January 2012
55 posts
You ever have one of those days when you realize that you’re an adult? Like even when I went to college I was sheltered from the adult world. So now, I’m 23 and I’m rapidly being exposed to adulthood. College does not prepare you for this. Unless you were already thrust into adult world, college shelters you from it. Once you graduate, you’re dropped off into a world...
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
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A pretty jambled mash up of two songs that I think...
