y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

thatdudeemu:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

princesshorseface:

ladydragon76:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

This is country music I would listen to.

Adorable! but do yourself a favour.. DO NOT read the youtube comments..

I like this a LOT

For all the people who think that sexism is just in rap music please watch this

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kurovoid:

whisperingf0rests:

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

YESSS THISSS!!! GUYS!!! THIIIIS!!!

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fileformat:

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

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cifranyomorusag:

sugarkisslove:

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

The tequila one though. hahaha :D

ez. :D

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

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rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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stevienova:

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

​my bf called me bro once when he was excited

official-potate-hoe:

talk dirty to me

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princess-sophia-the-first:

thatfunnyblog:

 

The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.

I NEVER NOTICED THAT YOU COULD TELL THEM APART BY THEIR EARLOBES

I’m more concerned about the length of their necks

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

Ernie, you little shit!

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